1. Damn you, Jaromir Jagr. I’m so mad that if I could find that autograph you gave me that time I ran into you outside the Civic Arena as you were getting into your car one afternoon, and I grabbed you and threw you down and kissed you (you might remember that part differently), I would tear it into a million pieces and shoot it out of a confetti cannon. Damn you.
2. Mike Tomlin had his first official team meeting yesterday. I think I love him. He sound so cool and Hines Ward (I can’t believe I’m saying this) needs to shut up about Joey Porter already. It’s done. Move on and shit that sunshine we expect you to shit.
3. That “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” sound you heard last night was the crowd of freaking out females at the Arena to see Justin Timberlake perform. He’s not only bringing sexy back (yes, I’m as tired of that phrase as you are), he’s also bringing the three-piece suit back. Love it.
4. In the NCAA pool, I have Pittsburgh beating UCLA and then losing to Kansas. Just so you know who to root for.
