It’s been a while, mostly because you Burghers have taken a lackadaisical attitude toward posting awesomely ridiculous crap on eBay.
1. Who the hell is Mike Werner?
3. I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I can actually see the resemblance.
4. Umm. Ew? (Mostly safe for work.)
5. Yet another auction that if you told me you bid on it, I’d feel obligated to bitch slap you. (I have the sneaking suspicion that I have posted about a similar auction before, and if so, please let me know so I can bitch slap myself.)