Weird Burghers on eBay … Volume Bajillionity

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It’s been a while, mostly because you Burghers have taken a lackadaisical attitude toward posting awesomely ridiculous crap on eBay.

1. Who the hell is Mike Werner?

2. The Post-Gazette did an article about this dude who put his whole damn life up for sale on eBay. Best part. It sold for $6,000. Awesome for him.

3. I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I can actually see the resemblance.

4. Umm. Ew? (Mostly safe for work.)

5. Yet another auction that if you told me you bid on it, I’d feel obligated to bitch slap you.  (I have the sneaking suspicion that I have posted about a similar auction before, and if so, please let me know so I can bitch slap myself.)


  1. Stacey
    March 22, 2007 11:54 am

    Who buys this shit? Really???

  2. spoon
    March 22, 2007 12:30 pm

    casinos, old people and ummm yeah that’s about it.

  3. Toni
    March 22, 2007 3:24 pm

    Ya just missed one…”Big Jim” is for bid on ebay:

  4. dwight
    March 24, 2007 11:59 am

    Okay, I think I threw up a little in my mouth over that penis whistle. Well, actually, the whistle itself is benign, until the fake penis pops up! Blech!