Do you think at any point during Lukey’s evening strolling the South Side one late night with a WPXI camera crew and jeans (!) he said any of the following:
1. Is there any way I can move forward in this line? Hey! DRINK!!!!!!!
2. Is PittGirl here?
3. I really want to understand exactly what happens on the South Side late at night, so I’m going to have to get totally hammered. This is how I help.
4. Would you like a “Lie Like Luke” button? I mean a “I LIKE LUKE” button! Whoops.