1. My brackets imploded upon themselves this weekend. I am now hanging out at the bottom of the rankings with the other losers. PittGirl hates Kansas. PittGirl hates losing. PittGirl refuses to ever watch another college basketball game as long as she lives, even if David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Troy Polamalu all find a way to start playing college basketball. NEVER! [shakes cute little fist]
2. If I roll my Wendy’s cheeseburger (shut up) wrappers, or my gum wrappers, or my store receipts into tight, cigarette-butt-shaped wads, will it be okay if I just start flinging those onto the sidewalks? I promise to smush them with my shoes after I throw them. Great!
3. Say it with me:
4. Here’s a picture of Benny with Missy…. you know, that girl he’s still not dating. Can I say it again? Thanks. LIAR! (h/t Jessica!)