1. I guess by “adventure” he means donkey-back riding in the Grand Canyon. Fun! Where can I get me one of those ponchos? Nogales?
2. What the hell’s a Percerver? Is that a euphemism?
3. Well, I don’t know about you, but when I think “master” I think: EXACTLY LIKE THIS GUY. I don’t think he could dominate a mosquito.
4. She’s never been on a date and watches NASCAR faithfully. What are you waiting for?
5. Don’t think there is a group for everything? Think. Again.