1.  I guess by “adventure” he means donkey-back riding in the Grand Canyon.  Fun!  Where can I get me one of those ponchos? Nogales?

2. What the hell’s a Percerver?  Is that a euphemism?

3.  Well, I don’t know about you, but when I think “master” I think:  EXACTLY LIKE THIS GUY.  I don’t think he could dominate a mosquito.

4.   She’s never been on a date and watches NASCAR faithfully.  What are you waiting for?

5.   Don’t think there is a group for everything?  Think. Again.

Category: Weird Burghers | March 30, 2007 | | ShareThis