You know what to do …

I believe that the Supreme Court will ultimately decide that this is going to be the site chosen,” Mayor Luke Ravenstahl said. “I believe that Mr. Barden will then develop this site and develop the casino and I would be surprised if anything different happens, so that’s why announced this today and we’re moving forward accordingly.”

This is insane.  I mean, really.  This has to be a nervous tic.  No one says this as much as he does.

If liver disease goes on the rise in this city, Lukey will have no one to blame but himself.

Hey, maybe he’s trying to kill us all on purpose by making us drink so damn much.

Maybe we should switch the drinking game to where we only drink when the Mayor speaks WITHOUT saying “move forward.”

(Thanks, Bill)


  1. Mike
    March 30, 2007 11:04 am

    Just so you know, the Iranians and the captured British soldiers want us all to drink as well…'ve+been+sacrified%2C+claims+woman+sailor+in+new+letter/

  2. honda driver
    March 30, 2007 2:10 pm

    i had to put the alcohol away. really. can’t drink this early, that often. so i switched to thai tea and now i’m all jittery.

  3. bucdaddy
    March 30, 2007 7:31 pm

    I drink when I hear “breaking news.” Yeah, I’m drunk all the time.

  4. Big John
    April 2, 2007 12:33 pm

    Took the little ones to see “Meet the Robinson’s” this weekend. Could have gotten blasted off my gourd if I was playing along with this “move forward” thing. The movie starts with a quote from Walt Disney that is several sentances long. The text fades away, leaving only two words on the screen in big, bold letters. . . MOVE FORWARD. It must have been said a dozen times in the movie – hell it’s the theme of the movie.

  5. Justin
    April 2, 2007 11:01 pm

    I like the mayor and if anything is causing me to think about drinking, it’s the fact that for my entire life the city has been lamenting the fact that there are none of us young folks here..and so, we get a young, strong mayor, yeah, with some issues, but which elected leader doesn’t have them, please, tell me which one, please…and what do we try to do??? Tear him down BECAUSE HE’S YOUNG?? This town makes no sense!!!!!