I get emails all the time from people wanting to tell me where they heard the phrase “move forward” and asking if they are permitted to drink in honor of said occasion. I think it’s about time we formalized the rules of the Luke Ravenstahl “Move Forward” Drinking Game. 1. You are permitted to drink [...]

Category: Mayor Ravenstahl | April 5, 2007 | 18 Comments »

My bus was late today because of my big fat bus driver who has to drive slow because his belly inhibits the turning of the steering wheel. I put away my gloves when I put away the shovel and salt in a decidedly stupid display of weather optimism back when it was at least 60 [...]

Category: Weather | April 5, 2007 | 4 Comments »

Just in case it shall never ever ever happen again for as long as we both shall live:

Category: Pirates | April 5, 2007 | 9 Comments »