Smokin’ reader DW pointed out this picture and wrote:
“Your muffin-topped yinzers.”
Man, my crystal ball o’ magic was right on. Right. On.
Which is why when I asked, “Ball o’ magic, will the Pirates play .500 ball this season as my cute little bones are predicting to me they will?” and it just started laughing its magic ass off, I got a little worried.
P.S. Do you think Wikipedia will let me put that picture as the new official photo for the “muffin top” entry?
P.S. Dos. Not to steal a page from Dave Barry, but wouldn’t The Muffin Tops make a great name for a band?