I blame the turtle.

Don Cannon reports:

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The state health department says it may never determine exactly what caused nearly a dozen people to become sick. They all dined at a wild-game pot luck dinner at the Ellwood City Moose Lodge in Lawrence County.

Among the foods served: turtle, deer, duck, ram and wild chicken.

The Moose Lodge is not to blame for the illnesses.

Word. The Moose Lodge is not to blame. Because if you’re going to go to a lodge of all places and eat turtle of all things, you really don’t have anyone to blame but your own stupid self when you start puking up your own entrails.

Just sayin’.


  1. spoon
    April 11, 2007 12:40 pm

    where the hell do you get Ram around here? I didn’t think Mt. Washington was THAT high. Must be a *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink* deal at Wholeys when you give the Royal Moose salute.

  2. wshicldtel
    April 11, 2007 3:59 pm

    And what exactly is a “Wild Chicken”?

  3. Imusfan
    April 14, 2007 3:36 pm

    Looks like Big Don is hacking up some of that there turtle.