Don Cannon reports:
The state health department says it may never determine exactly what caused nearly a dozen people to become sick. They all dined at a wild-game pot luck dinner at the Ellwood City Moose Lodge in Lawrence County.
Among the foods served: turtle, deer, duck, ram and wild chicken.
The Moose Lodge is not to blame for the illnesses.
Word. The Moose Lodge is not to blame. Because if you’re going to go to a lodge of all places and eat turtle of all things, you really don’t have anyone to blame but your own stupid self when you start puking up your own entrails.