And I would swim 3462 miles.
- April 12, 2007
- filed under Eye rolls
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From: Pittsburgh, PA
5. To: Paris, France.
6. Then, read line #20.
Hey,if I turn right at the Long Wharf, dive in, and start swimming until something bites my ass, can I sue Google? This IS America after all.
a-nony-muse
April 12, 2007 12:11 pm
Estimated travel time of 29 days and 12 hours? That’s crazy talk! I’m sure I could do it in 29 days. What a farce this google-thingy is.
I also don’t believe in 6 minute abs. (SAM reference)
A-nony-muse
Scott
April 12, 2007 2:03 pm
That was hysterical. We’re having a lot of fun with it at work today. Thanks for sharing.
Brando
April 12, 2007 6:57 pm
Absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe this only has 2 comments. Instruction 21 isn’t bad either. A ‘slight’ right at E05. Hate to swim all that way, only to end up taking the sharp right…
PittGirl
April 12, 2007 7:09 pm
Hah!
Dave
April 13, 2007 2:24 pm
And the map…..the map! Love the line across the ocean…got a path to swim just in case…don’t want to get lost out there….it’s a big ocean, after all….
This is great.
gunn lino
April 13, 2007 11:45 pm
and I’m sure, like me, many spent the rest of the day Googleing directions to London (3,462 miles), and Dublin and Rome and , well you get the point.
Steve
April 16, 2007 4:13 pm
Just take a look at the satellite images for 20 and 21. Certainly can’t wait to get to the blue waters of Paris!