And I would swim 3462 miles.

1. Go to google.com.

2. Click on Maps.

3. Click on Get Directions.

4. From: Pittsburgh, PA

5. To: Paris, France.

6. Then, read line #20.

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Hey,if I turn right at the Long Wharf, dive in, and start swimming until something bites my ass, can I sue Google?  This IS America after all.

 

 





7 Comments

  1. a-nony-muse
    April 12, 2007 12:11 pm

    Estimated travel time of 29 days and 12 hours? That’s crazy talk! I’m sure I could do it in 29 days. What a farce this google-thingy is.

    I also don’t believe in 6 minute abs. (SAM reference)

    A-nony-muse



  2. Scott
    April 12, 2007 2:03 pm

    That was hysterical. We’re having a lot of fun with it at work today. Thanks for sharing.



  3. Brando
    April 12, 2007 6:57 pm

    Absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe this only has 2 comments. Instruction 21 isn’t bad either. A ‘slight’ right at E05. Hate to swim all that way, only to end up taking the sharp right…



  4. PittGirl
    April 12, 2007 7:09 pm

    Hah!



  5. Dave
    April 13, 2007 2:24 pm

    And the map…..the map! Love the line across the ocean…got a path to swim just in case…don’t want to get lost out there….it’s a big ocean, after all….

    This is great.



  6. gunn lino
    April 13, 2007 11:45 pm

    and I’m sure, like me, many spent the rest of the day Googleing directions to London (3,462 miles), and Dublin and Rome and , well you get the point.



  7. Steve
    April 16, 2007 4:13 pm

    Just take a look at the satellite images for 20 and 21. Certainly can’t wait to get to the blue waters of Paris!