Robert mined Craigslist for PittGirl

Reader Robert alerted me to this awesome ad on Craigslist:

Hmm, ladies.  What would you do for Steelers tickets?

I know what you’re thinking:  “PittGirl, this is one of those lame ads in which the poster is the losingest loser that ever did lose and his one and only redeeming characteristic is that he has season tickets to the Steelers, right?”

Wrong:

Nothing like the thought of having the money to buy some prime Heinz Field seats to get a Burgh girl spontaneously ovulating … and then selling that egg.

Only in Pittsburgh, kids.  Only in the Burgh.





10 Comments

  1. aj
    April 24, 2007 12:23 pm

    if only I wasn’t knocked up already….



  2. Sofa King
    April 24, 2007 1:07 pm

    I dunno AJ, if an egg fetches season tickets, I’d imagine a whole baby would probably get you a luxury box.

    Something to ponder…



  3. aj
    April 24, 2007 3:08 pm

    Haha, don’t tell my husband! He doesn’t need any help coming up with those kinds of ideas!



  4. Bram R
    April 24, 2007 5:47 pm

    My stars. Can you imagine the girls that have to hear, “We’re sorry, dear! But you’re just not SUCCESSFUL enough for us!”



  5. mer-man
    April 25, 2007 1:31 am

    “At Yinzer Farms, we only accept the highest quality eggs n’at.”

    I have nightmares of some sort of eugenics-created Yinzer Army goosestepping down Blvd. of the Allies. Male uniform: mullet, mock turtle neck with old chain, steelers jacket, jeans and tennis shoes. Female uniform: Big hair, with white hair-gel crust, 2-pounds of makeup and a 14k gold chain with their name as a charm.



  6. spoon
    April 25, 2007 8:16 am

    mer-man, I see you’ve been to a DVE Morning Show live broadcast :)



  7. WrigleyGrec
    April 25, 2007 9:53 am

    Mer-man you mean a whole army of these?

    http://www.yappinyinzers.com/



  8. mer-man
    April 25, 2007 1:51 pm

    That yappin yinzer is hysterical. I think I might have to buy one.



  9. WrigleyGrec
    April 25, 2007 3:35 pm

    I bought one for my Chicago friends who had never heard Pittsburghese and they absolutly love it.



  10. Jim Brahn
    August 31, 2007 10:53 pm

    Yinz don’t know nuttin baht talkin like yinzes from dahn ere I know cause ize from dahn ere n’at so if yinz keep tryin to talk like yinzes from dahn ere yinzes better learn to talk n’at