Reader Robert alerted me to this awesome ad on Craigslist:
Hmm, ladies. What would you do for Steelers tickets?
I know what you’re thinking: “PittGirl, this is one of those lame ads in which the poster is the losingest loser that ever did lose and his one and only redeeming characteristic is that he has season tickets to the Steelers, right?”
Nothing like the thought of having the money to buy some prime Heinz Field seats to get a Burgh girl spontaneously ovulating … and then selling that egg.
Only in Pittsburgh, kids. Only in the Burgh.