Sometime last night, Big Ben had a dream about PittGirl.

Sometime last night, a group of pigeons gathered on the roof of the Circle Bar in Market Square to plot their next attack on PittGirl because someone tipped them off that she was installing a robotic falcon on her purse.

Sometime last night, Lukey stood in front of his mirror and practiced saying a whole sentence without saying “move forward.”

Sometime last night, I DID NOT EAT A HO HO.

Sometime last night, the Burgh Blog received its 500,000th documented hit.

And I STILL haven’t heard from David Conrad. My God, if anything should motivate him to hunt me down and beg me to be his best friend, this should be it.

My goal is to get to one million hits by tomorrow, so you know, start hitting that refresh button people. :D


  1. Uncle Crappy
    April 25, 2007 10:01 am

    Click. Click. Click.

    There’s another three. I’d do more but I have to leave for work.

  2. Jackie
    April 25, 2007 10:21 am

    It depends Pittgirl….you gunna be nice to Benny?

  3. Maria in Pgh
    April 25, 2007 11:09 am

    Congrats on your 500,000th hit!

    (Damn it! You beat us by a couple of months.)

  4. Georgia Girl
    April 25, 2007 12:59 pm

    Thanks for all the laughs Pitt Girl, keep it up.

  5. sylvia
    April 26, 2007 7:29 am

    A friend told me about your blog on Monday nite. I’ve read through prior entries and checked in on Tues,Wed and today- you are hilarious! see you at the Ekerd

  6. Greyhoundgrrl
    April 30, 2007 12:55 pm

    I have David Conrad’s cell phone number. How much are you willing to pay?

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