If that event which shall now be known as The Reassignation of the Chief of Making Shit Up to the Old Geezers Office wasn’t enough for the email box, this surely put it over the top:
The new Steelers mascot.
I see. You take the scariest puppet you can find, give it The Chin’s chin, slap some of Ken Rice’s eyebrow hair on it, and BAM! Ugliest. Scariest. Grossest. Kids are going to vomit. Mascot. Ever!
There’s a contest to “NAME THE MASCOT”.
I think I’m going to mass produce about 1,000 entries suggesting we name this badass “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!”
If this thing even comes near me at a Steelers game, I’ll kick it in the nuts. Swear to God.
Thanks to all of you who emailed me.