1. Drink! This marks the first time I can link to a video of Lukey saying “move forward.” Awesome. (h/t M. Silenus)
2. Did you lose your dog … that died .. and you wrapped in plastic … and put in your ceiling … about a hundred years ago? It’s been found near Observatory Hill. Yay for you! (h/t Kayla)
3. Lukey is running in the Great Race. I cannot WAIT for photos of him trying to run with his hands either on his hips or in his pockets, because, come on, have you ever seen him on his feet in any other pose? Maybe they can just hand him a microphone and he can talk the whole time he’s running. (h/t Lauren)
“A dislike of any bird is an evolutionary survival instinct that has been passed down through our DNA. Back in cavemen times birds were bigger and posed a real danger.”
Please. In an article that contains the lines:
They are known to be susceptible to some diseases like tuberculosis
they can breed up to up to six times a year
… are you really trying to tell a chick that has been pooped on, pecked at, stared down, and dive bombed by screeching pigeons that she’s afraid of them because of the DNA passed down by her cave-dwelling ancestors?