You know how the Burgh deer are all pissed off again and have taken to stomping the stuffing out of innocent bitches everywhere ?
And you know how the Carbolic Smoke Ball makes PittGirl laugh and if I linked you to every story over there that made me laugh this blog would become a shrine to [...]
Still better than PittGirl … again.
Are you KIDDING me?!?!
Duct tape.
Gotta love the stuff. Half rope, half tape, all good.
And here in America where we buy loads of crappy shit from China that I’m pretty sure is being held together by a super secret special mixture of spit and flour, our stuff breaks constantly and duct tape is the “temporary” fix that never gets [...]
MY Giant Eagle.
I don’t know about YOUR Giant Eagle, but back where you can buy cheese from every place including Jupiter, MY Giant Eagle has this soul-sucking, scary-as-Ebola, blue-eyed, five-o-clock-shadowed, eyebrow-plucking, toupee-wearing, sombrero-hatted, overall-outfitted mannequin that I’m pretty sure if you get close enough to will blink once just to make you crap your pants.
Shiver.
Random n@.
1. Sorry for two Random n@ posts in a row, but lordy it is slow in the Burgh lately. In fact, the pigeons are so bored I’m pretty sure I saw one of them sitting on the curb on Strawberry Way just picking its nose.
2. Today is my birthday. While I sit here and [...]
Random n@.
1. From Guelph, Ontario, which is exactly 503 kilometers from the Burgh:
GUELPH, Ontario (AP) — Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.
How come no one ever walks up to PittGirl and asks her to kick them in the groin? [...]
