1. Sometimes the weather gods look down on PittGirl and say, “You’ve had enough of 30 degree temperature swings, wind that sucks the hot out of your curly hair, and you’re a pretty hilarious bitch who deserves to wear her open-toed shoes. Here’s a little gift for you.”:
Baseball-game going weather for sure. On behalf of the Burgh, THANK YOU weather gods.
2. The Steelers didn’t just select a punter in the fourth round of the draft, they selected a BADASS punter. (h/t to reader parking chair, too)
3. Am I the only one that thinks the old Steelers mascot, the Terrible Fan looks like a giant penis? A giant fur coat-wearing penis? Just me? Okay.
4. Blake? Rocks. That is all.
5. For all the boys feeling slighted by my Troysus beefcake post (ladies, let’s just take a moment to remember that post. Ahhhh. That was a good morning, wasn’t it?) … here ya go. You’re welcome. This also marks the first time I’ve ever seen the Trib use the words “crotchless” and “edible panties”. Awesome. TOTES safe for work.