1. I think I might steal this car if only for the quote on the front. Just warning you all I might be going to jail and if I suddenly quit posting, come post my bail, m’kay?
2. Kennywood opens on Saturday and I cannot wait to ride the Cosmic Chaos. That shit looks awesome! Go watch the video of Brenda Waters being unable to ride it because she wore a SKIRT TO KENNYWOOD. Gawd.
3. I don’t even know what to say to this Craigslist ad, other than “LOSER!” and I don’t know what to say about this Craigslist ad, other than “Ew! Freak!” I’m sure that’s how you pose with YOUR daughter. Both safe for work.