Holy Mother of God!

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I saw this headline on KDKA’s website and thought to myself, “Surely, PittGirl, you should take a deep breath and steel yourself because you are going to click on that link and you are going to come face to face with a minion of Satan himself. You’re going to gaze upon a mosquito as big as a small mouse that sucks your blood so fully that it bleeds you dry and then chews a 666 tattoo into your skin so that when anyone comes upon your bloodless, open-eyed corpse, they’ll know just what did you in. Now just take a deep deep breath and get ready to consult the book of Revelation.”

So I guess by “huge” Don Cannon means “not any bigger than a regular mosquito but hey, I got you to watch the story didn’t I, sucker?”





4 Comments

  1. lynne
    May 3, 2007 10:20 am

    I love the phrase “flying bloodsuckers”



  2. pittgirl
    May 3, 2007 10:21 am

    THAT? Would be a great name for a band.



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    May 3, 2007 4:15 pm

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