It’s old, but it’s new to me.
David laughs so hard at one point that my new goal is if I ever meet David and become his best friend, I will make him laugh so hard that his drink shoots out his nose.
Seriously, I have a list of my goals in life. That list includes:
- Meet David Conrad
- Become David Conrad’s best friend
- Attend a party at David Conrad’s loft in the Strip
- Make David Conrad shoot beer out of his nose
- Kill all the pigeons