Anybody got a paper clip?

A man tried to rob a Bridgeville bank yesterday morning by handing a note to the teller and suggesting that the device he had was a bomb. Police later said the robber had only an assemblage of duct tape, two AA batteries and a used deodorant stick.

Now the report says his name is Sean Fite, but I’m pretty sure his real name is … wait for it … MacGyver.

Do you think after he showered that morning, he was slapping some Speed Stick under his arms when he looked at the object in his hand and said to himself, “I think I’ll rob a bank today.”



  1. Christina
    May 7, 2007 10:47 am

    How disappointing. Your more considerate bank robber will buy a new deodorant stick for his fake bomb.

    May 7, 2007 11:55 am