Random n@

1. This weather, really, it’s just beautiful. I can’t even … I’m getting a little choked up here.

2. I came this close … THISCLOSE … to hitting a low-flying pigeon with my SUV on Seventh Street today, without even trying. The bastards are getting fat and slow, so why don’t we just start throwing Ho Hos on the street in the hopes that if the trans fats don’t get to their hearts first, my SUV will?

3. If you’re in need a dose of Troysus and The Furrowed Eyebrows of Sincerity …

… he attended the Greek Food Festival in Oakland and here’s some video of it.

4. Well he did it. 84-year-old Joe married that 22-year-old employee. That sound you hear is Joe wrestling with the cap of his Viagra bottle. Like my brother-in-law said, they’re both getting what they want. She’s getting money and he’s getting 22-year-old sex.





6 Comments

  1. Dave
    May 7, 2007 11:22 am

    Miranda: “George, watch out for those pigeons….”

    George: “oh, they’ll get out of the way….”

    —–later—–

    Jerry: “You ran over some pigeons? How many?”

    George: “What ever they had. Miranda thinks I’m a butcher but it’s not my fault is it? Don’t we have a deal with the pigeons?”

    Jerry: “Of course. We have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.”

    George: “Right! And these pigeons broke the deal. I will not accept the blame for this.”



  2. pittgirl
    May 7, 2007 11:27 am

    HAH!



  3. Kat
    May 7, 2007 11:41 am

    I’ve turned a blind eye to the empty house next door since I moved in a few years ago.

    Until this weekend, when I noticed pigeons roosting in/near the chimney. I called Mayor Lukey’s 311 line this morning to report the house. Hells no am I having pigeon neighbors.



  4. Bram R
    May 7, 2007 1:12 pm

    Thank you PittGirl for brightening my day Troysius is so dreamy I just want to take him and SHENANIGANS!!! Shenanigans on changing the subject, shenanigans on disabling comments, and shenanigans on breaking the unwritten rule about starting mentioning something and not finishing! Shen. Nan. Nigans.



  5. Bram's Sock Puppet
    May 8, 2007 12:39 am

    Shut up, Bram. You don’t know what you’re talking about. If PittGirl decided to shut it down — not to mention merman — then let’s shut it down. No shenanigans is the call.



  6. Bram R
    May 8, 2007 12:39 am

    alright, jeez, I was just excited …