1. [thud thud thud thud]. Oh, sorry. Whenever I read stupid shit like this, my shin kicking leg springs into action. This is another one of those “buy it and you’re banned from the Burgh Blog for life you stupid stupidhead.”
2. Weird. He looks more like a “Steve” to me.
3. I’m ashamed to admit that I LOVE THIS.
4. A wedding gift for the new Hardys maybe?
5. I’m not surprised at all that the winning and sole bidder on this object has a username of “vampirerich13”.
6. Don’t ask me. I have NO idea.
7. I’m not surprised this sold. Because it’s a fact. Clowns totally eat people all the time. That’s why they’re all so fat.
8. Old, rotting, African statue of what appears to be a man taking a poop? Sold for $7.99! I’m guessing the winning bidder is into all sorts of weird juju.