Weird Burgher Spotting with PittGirl

Have I ever let you down? Have you ever gone to bed at night and while lying there alone with your thoughts you turned onto your back, looked up at your ceiling fan and said to yourself, “PittGirl really let me down today.”?

Of course not. That’s why you have to trust me that at EXACTLY 34 seconds into this video you are going to start laughing out loud. So scoot your chair closer, put down your chai, and click here.

Now, if you’re kind of dead inside from a lifetime of shit happening to you, it might take until 1:05 for you.

Somebody needs to call Intervention.


  1. Sofa King
    May 10, 2007 9:04 am

    Sonuva…..! Stupid corporate filters…no YouTube for me. >-(

  2. Jen
    May 10, 2007 9:10 am

    What the heck was he doing? Did he have kneepads on early in the video? Why is no one around down there as weirded out as you were? People just kept walking along as if there was not a crazy person in their midst. How long did you watch him before you began to film him? All I have to say is crack is whack!

  3. pittgirl
    May 10, 2007 9:11 am

    Oh, wait. I didn’t film that. :) I just discovered it on YouTube is all.

    Now had I been in his midst, I totally would have filmed him too.

    Just awesome shit.

  4. bucdaddy
    May 10, 2007 9:19 am

    Man hears his own music, fer shure.

  5. DW
    May 10, 2007 9:36 am

    Damn, I just spit my diet pepsi out! That’s awesome…I think I’ve seen him before. I like how the woman w/ kids just walks by like it’s no big deal. “Kids, look at the crack-head, just don’t touch.”

    Knee pads must be for when he gets down, old school, and break dances for everyone.

    Funny stuff.

  6. Stomp!
    May 10, 2007 9:36 am

    Wow, that’s a happy man

  7. NY Luvs Pitts
    May 10, 2007 9:38 am

    WOW!!! And I thought NYC was crazy.

  8. Bram R
    May 10, 2007 10:41 am

    Anyplace else I kind of worry for him, but at the Waterfront? I salute you, sir. You are a great American.

  9. dee
    May 10, 2007 11:24 am

    DW, I thought the same thing about the woman with her children. I think this might be a “let’s cross the street, kids” moment.

    Forget the stupid frying pan and eggs, this would make an excellent anti-drug video. I do not want my brain to ever be on this kind of drug.

  10. harveyburghman
    May 10, 2007 8:14 pm

    that would have only been better had the white SUV taken this guy out. tragic…yet funny…in a tragic way…

  11. Krista
    May 11, 2007 12:21 am

    I would have laughed in person but the video didn’t do it for me. The title was funnier than the guy. I guess growing up on the North Side leaves you numb to crackheads.

  12. Still A. Fan
    May 11, 2007 6:53 am

    you have to dance like nobody’s watching…..

  13. bucdaddy
    May 11, 2007 9:32 am

    If I had the chance I’d get the world to dance
    And not be dancing with my sel-helf.
    Oh oh uh-oh.

    May 17, 2007 11:01 am

    That was FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!! Go white boy, go white boy, go, go, go white boy!!!