Cat Specter of Cat’s Call fame, the PG’s relationship advice column, has a website wherein she posts what couldn’t be printed.
A while back she posed a question to her readers basically asking why men are so scared of marriage. A reply she received from a Burgher that should be kicked in the nuts contains the following gems:
More women also increases the likelihood of having higher quality offspring. Also, unlike women, there is no real risk (aside from STDs) in having sex; in theory I could bust a nut in one woman, then another 15 minutes later – The more the better.
As is evident, fidelity and marriage don’t really correlate, so biologically speaking, for a woman marriage makes lots of sense, and for a male it makes none unless that’s the only way he gets the regular Punanny.
The only men who willingly seek marriage are those who won’t get laid without it or who are under some spell by their mate who has convinced them she is superior to him and that he needs to keep her tied down.
Or finally, if they are too lazy to chase tail, and they want it served to them easily and regularly. It’s women that have the clock that’s ticking away, and it’s women that have a harder time getting laid when they get old. Think about the question this way…. For the sake of argument, put this ‘notion’ of ‘love’ aside, and can you think of any practical reasons why men should get married? There are plenty for women… Very very very few for men.
My Ball o’Magic tells me that this is what’s happening right now.
1. Every woman, single or married, is clutching her pearls, aghast at this asshole.
2. The single men are saluting this asshole. This brilliant asshole.
3. The happily married men are clutching photos of their children, remembering a time when they were this asshole.
4. The unhappily married men are wondering if this asshole will be their king.