Reader DW pointed me toward this slideshow on WPXI.com in which WPXI was kind enough to allow Burghers to show off their tattoos.
Miami Ink, this is not.
Some of the especially fug, baby-scaring, WTF ones:
1. Definitely the kind of girl your mom wants to have over for city chicken:
2. So much wrong with this one:
Is that a steak? What does that say? “Fun to Pet, Better to Chew”? What part of the body is that?
3. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Why is SpongeBob wearing a skirt?
4. I’m pretty sure this was drawn on my goth classmate’s Trapper Keeper in 10th grade.
That’s an acid trip right there.