SpongeBob went to heaven in a skirt.

Reader DW pointed me toward this slideshow on WPXI.com in which WPXI was kind enough to allow Burghers to show off their tattoos.

Miami Ink, this is not.

Some of the especially fug, baby-scaring, WTF ones:

1.  Definitely the kind of girl your mom wants to have over for city chicken:

2.  So much wrong with this one:

Is that a steak?  What does that say?  “Fun to Pet, Better to Chew”?  What part of the body is that?

3.   Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Why is SpongeBob wearing a skirt?

4.  I’m pretty sure this was drawn on my goth classmate’s Trapper Keeper in 10th grade.

That’s class.

5.  Um.

 That’s an acid trip right there.





10 Comments

  1. joey
    May 15, 2007 10:27 am

    Wow. What a collection of seriously crappy body art.

    I was upset not to see any Steeler related ink. I’m sure that there is a plethora of crappy Steeler ink running around the city.



  2. Sofa King
    May 15, 2007 10:51 am

    Prime examples of what happens when you let your 7 year old play with your tattoo needle.



  3. gunn lino
    May 15, 2007 11:35 am

    Please, tell me this is all a put on, those Tats are just stickums, and in three days the TV stations is going to say “fooled ya”.



  4. DW
    May 15, 2007 12:20 pm

    Personally I would have gotten Squidward instead of SpongeBob.



  5. Sofa King
    May 15, 2007 12:28 pm

    I will say, though, that some of the other ones you didn’t post were pretty damn good.

    These are truly Godawful, though…



  6. Meg
    May 15, 2007 1:39 pm

    Ahhh, i think my eyes just burned out



  7. SK
    May 15, 2007 4:18 pm

    The steak one enthralled me so much that I had to Google it – apparently, “fun to pet, better to chew” is about animals, hence the steak. And I think that’s the underside of his forearm.



  8. jl
    May 15, 2007 6:51 pm

    city chicken!!!

    topic: those are indeed some horrifying tattoos. do these people not understand that they are permanently permanent? although the last one is so bad it’s nearly kind of awesome. sort of.



  9. TRUTH TELLER
    May 16, 2007 11:19 am

    Please go with the more expensive option…



  10. TRUTH TELLER
    May 16, 2007 5:06 pm

    Awesomely sad really, how would you like to carry that hot mess around with you – yikes!!!