You write one harmless little insult about Benny (what’s so terrible about calling him fug and gross?) and THIS happens:
PittGirl is a moron, she must be an barf looking women whom has to call Ben, Fug and Gross, to make herself feel pretty, cause she knows if she ran into him, he wouldn’t hold the door open for her.
1. I love how she capitalized “fug” and “gross”, like it’s his new title:
I present Mr. Benjamin Roethlisberger, the Earl of Fug and the Duke of Gross.
If you email me and tell me that a man cannot be both an earl and a duke, I’m going to spit that email back at you so fast the letters will leave permanent indentions on your forehead.
2. Ben would totally hold the door for PittGirl … provided he didn’t know she was PittGirl. If he knew, he’d probably trip me or at the very least get his fug all over me.
I do not go on PIttgirl’s blog anymore. Sorry. WIll not do it. Ben gets bashed enough by the Pittsburgh press and so called “fans.” That gal bashes Ben endlessly.
1. I bet she reads me EVERY DAY!
2. Do I really bash Ben endlessly, or just any chance I get? I’d like to think there’s a difference.
In all seriousness, I’m fully on record here at the Burgh Blog that I both love Ben AND at the same time hate his fug, gross guts.
I’m as confused as you are.
(h/t to Jess for pointing me to that picture … that awesome picture)