PittGirl mines Craigslist. You’re welcome.

1.  That’s really great that you love the ladies.  Know what the ladies love?  Photos of your friends flipping the camera off, photos of your naked back, and photos of you in bed with other men.  (safe for work.  Swear it.)

2.  Wow.  When I think “ray of sunshine” I think of this Burgher right here.

3.  Somebody just popped a Viagra, no?

4.  Incredibly, the leather pants-wearing slave in search of a master STILL hasn’t found a master.  Smart bastard posted a picture of himself in action.  I bet his email box is exploding now!  And is she wearing socks with those shoes?

5.   Sex in exchange for him beating the shit out of someone for you?  I don’t even know what to say to that.

6.   So he’s saying he’s kind of looking for a fat 60-year-old?  Nice.

7.  False advertising.  That’s all I’m saying.  It’s false advertising.  Please don’t email me and tell me what a bitch I am.  Just do it in the comments.





28 Comments

  1. lynne
    May 21, 2007 5:38 pm

    the chick in #4 – does she have 2 feet, I can only see one…



  2. Ms. Caroline
    May 21, 2007 7:02 pm

    Craigslist = free. Free = freaks.

    I for one find it good news to know these freaks can’t find anyone. They’ve bred enough.



  3. DW
    May 21, 2007 7:09 pm

    I think I see the tip of chick #4’s other shoe…but maybe that explains why she has a man-servant! Either that or they’re freaks. Ha.



  4. Woy
    May 21, 2007 9:19 pm

    This tells me the (odd) people of Pittsburgh are a horny bunch of mo’fos.



  5. WrigleyGrec
    May 21, 2007 9:22 pm

    I dont think we should make fun of these people that have poured their heart into their ads….HAHA ya right FREAKS!!!



  6. justin
    May 21, 2007 11:01 pm

    love the blog – calling a spade a spade – so true on the false advertising!



  7. Sofa King
    May 22, 2007 8:13 am

    $@#*& corporate internet filters!!!!!!!!



  8. Darwin Police
    May 22, 2007 9:22 am

    #1 may be safe for work, but it’s certainly not safe for my fragile, too-early-in-the-damn-morning psyche.



  9. Puma
    May 22, 2007 9:32 am

    Rule: Never date anyone who describes themselves in terms of edible sensations, such as: “scrumptious”, “delectable”, or “finger-lickin’ good”.



  10. pittgirl
    May 22, 2007 9:34 am

    Hah!



  11. Pinto Alegre
    May 22, 2007 9:59 am

    These ads are the reason that I pray every day that my children will never post anything like this. Never, ever, EVER.



  12. Julie_Gong
    May 22, 2007 10:07 am

    1. Nothing says douche like a LiveStrong band and a wife beater.
    2. He has serial killer face.
    3. That snow sculpture is impressive even if it is sick.
    4. I’m familar with the misconception of wearing socks with heels… its called being pale.
    5. I’m totally confused by this guy. And I love it!
    6. I don’t even feel like making fun of this guy.
    7. That’s a woman?



  13. Kat
    May 22, 2007 2:07 pm

    I’m not quite seeing the problem with #7. She may not be the most attractive person in the world, but she included a picture and she doesn’t sound like she’s lying or exaggerating about anything. Plus, her spelling and punctuation isn’t awful.



  14. PittGirl
    May 22, 2007 2:14 pm

    Kat, the false advertising is in the title of her post.



  15. dwight
    May 22, 2007 4:09 pm

    False advertising. Understatement of 2007. And what the heck is “ssbbw”?



  16. PittGirl
    May 22, 2007 4:18 pm

    According to this:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SSBBW

    Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman

    Yikes.



  17. Jen
    May 22, 2007 7:12 pm

    I’ve only been reading your blog for a couple weeks, and I’m surprised by the number of anti-fat remarks. I curious where this comes from? Perhaps it’s been explained in an earlier post I haven’t read? Everyone has preferences, so I understand fat isn’t all that to everyone, but what did fat people do to you personally, PittGirl, to warrant the attacks?

    The SSBBW was completely honest in her post. The title is debatable, although the use of an “edible sensation” to describe herself could be seen as clever, possibly poking fun at her own love of food. She is curvy, and I’m sure there are people out there who would consider her cute. Yes, I myself am fat, and that’s probably why I’m sensitive to the remarks. So, no need for anyone to make fun of me. Just asking a question.



  18. gunn lino
    May 22, 2007 7:56 pm

    JEN:
    FYI it’s sorta like TV, or radio for that matter, if you don’t like it or are offended by it, turn it off.
    The pervasiveness of political correctness may not always apply when and where you want it to.



  19. PittGirl
    May 22, 2007 8:01 pm

    Jen, you know, I went back and searched for “fat” in all my posts and I do say “fat” a lot, i.e. the fat martial arts instructor (which is weird you have to admit), the clowns are fat (which is true you have to admit), etc.

    I have no idea why that is, and if I ever get me a therapist, I’ll take it up with him or her.



  20. TRUTH TELLER
    May 23, 2007 11:28 am

    Fat=unhealthy=bad for you. Also, fat is regarded as unattractive by the majority. This may crack the wall of denial you’ve built around yourself, but these are the facts. People make their own choices and should be accountable for them. You can choose to destroy the gift that god gave you and shorten your life, but I have chosen not to. Don’t question people who have chosen to live healthfully just because you have not. I think it’s obvious who is on the right track here…



  21. Steve
    May 24, 2007 2:34 pm

    ….but not quite all the facts TRUTH TELLER.

    Fat does not equal bad person.
    Fat is not always a choice. There are many reasons why people are fat and a change in life style does not always lead to a slender body.

    #7 does not seem like the type that cares what other people think, but what does it say about us for pointing and laughing…



  22. TRUTH TELLER
    May 24, 2007 3:08 pm

    Gee Steve…I wonder if YOU have a weight problem? By the way, obesity is MOST OFTEN caused by poor choices and is usually controllable by exercise, medication, behavior modification, etc. No one said fat=bad person but it does = poor choices MOST of the time. You need to lighten up a bit if you’re going to participate in this blog…OR you can become a target hee, hee, hee…



  23. Kelli
    May 24, 2007 3:11 pm

    Wow, I love how TRUTH TELLER only tells part of the truth.

    So, I’ll accept the arguement that fat is unhealthy. But, that does not mean that slender or skinny is healthy. It just doesn’t work that way.

    A fat person can be active and eat well and still be fat. A skinny person can eat horrible and be lazy as hell and still be skinny. That is life in the real world.

    And TT, don’t speak for everyone. The majority may find fat unattractive, but my fat-ass has never had trouble meeting people, making friends, or having dates.



  24. Steve
    May 24, 2007 3:59 pm

    Just had to step into Jen’s corner. Not to take a shot at TT but to fill out the discussion.

    “By the way, obesity is MOST OFTEN caused by poor choices …” I don’t disagree, but sometimes it is not.

    The choices we make everyday reflect who we are…

    Some people choose to eat too much and move too little. Consequently they are overweight, and if the condition is unchanged may leads to challenging health problems.

    On the other hand some people choose to point and laugh at fat people too much. Consequently they are snarky and judgmental, and if left unchanged may lead to challenging mental health and social problems.



  25. Steve
    May 24, 2007 4:04 pm

    I should also mention that I did not intend to pass judgment on anyone with my previous comment, as I am as guilty as the next person. Just stating that the actions/attitudes do not come without consequences.



  26. spoon
    May 24, 2007 4:07 pm

    I’m not fat, I’m fluffy. Fluff made of barley and hops deliciousness.

    If everyone had a drink in their hand before posting, things would be less tense around here. Not saying get hammered. Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum and Henrick’s Gin are both on sale right now. Everyone stop and go get some.



  27. Steve
    May 24, 2007 4:25 pm

    …and yes, I do think that PittGirl is going crazy



  28. TRUTH TELLER
    May 25, 2007 7:53 am

    FYI, I USED to be overweight and now am a fit 140# (5’9″)and go to the gym 5 days/wk. It is NOT impossible to lose weight and keep it off, you just have to get off your lazy a** and do something about it. I don’t make fun of people who are overweight (half of my family is), but frankly I am sick and tried of hearing the excuses that people make for their weight issues. I NEVER said fat people were bad people either, for the umpteenth time, JEEZ!!!
    PG, I think some of your bloggers are the ones who need therapy (or perhaps a gym membership)!!!