PittGirl will tell you why.

I’ll tell you why.

Because Troysus is practically Jesus and you don’t diss Jesus. We all know how that turned out last time it happened.

Because if the Rooneys let Troysus go, I will crunch my Steeler-love into a wrinkled ball of anger and tears, light it afire, drop kick it into the trash and leave it there for at least three months.

Because I can live without Faneca, Porter, the Asshat, and even the Earl of Fug and the Duke of Gross, but I CANNOT live without the hair-flying awesomeness that is Troy Polamalu.

Just sign the damn check, Rooneys.





4 Comments

  1. YinzerChick
    May 21, 2007 12:53 pm

    Yes, please sign Troy and we will all promise to stay away from the casino on game days. Gotta keep that traffic moving.

    Plus, my nine-year-old son has a Troy jersey that isn’t worn out yet ($24.99 Marshalls).

    Troy … if you’re reading this, I love you! … Let’s go to the mountain top and pray together. Ohhhm…. then we’ll do a fertility chant for Joe Hardy and the new Mrs.

    XXOO



  2. NY Luvs Pitts
    May 21, 2007 1:34 pm

    Because NY will no longer luv Pitts. That’s why they need to sign him.



  3. Meg
    May 21, 2007 3:08 pm

    AMEN…

    Completely agree

    Rooney’s….

    SIGN THE DAMN CHECK!!!



  4. Chase
    May 22, 2007 12:11 am

    I hope they keep Troy.

    I hope even more that he learns how to properly tackle so that he doesn’t end his career prematurely and y’know…actually makes tackles.