Models!

Who knew there was such a thing called ModelFest and who knew it was taking place in Pittsburgh?

Public relations, breaking into the music video and television markets, opportunities for plus size, ethnic, and fitness models, and how to design a professional model press kit.

Who knew there was a strategy for breaking into the music video market?

I thought it basically involved a four-step process:

1.  Realize the sense of personal fulfillment that can be attained by waving your half-naked ass in the face of a recording artist while he lip-synchs.

2.  Meet a music video producer or recording artist.

3.  Be recorded waving your half-naked ass in the face of said artist.
4.  Make your daddy proud!

More info here.





5 Comments

  1. Pat
    May 25, 2007 3:32 pm

    I kind of want to work for Young Soulja now.



  2. Bram R
    May 25, 2007 8:41 pm

    Speaking of awesome conferences, aren’t the Furries due back soon?



  3. Sofa King
    May 29, 2007 8:31 am

    Shouldn’t the process contain at least some mention of the art of the booty clap?



  4. Sofa King
    May 29, 2007 8:31 am

    Shouldn’t the process contain at least some mention of the art of the booty clap?



  5. TRUTH TELLER
    May 29, 2007 12:08 pm

    How about: learn how not to fall on your ass during a live telecast…do they have classes for that?