You know how the Burgh deer are all pissed off again and have taken to stomping the stuffing out of innocent bitches everywhere ?
And you know how the Carbolic Smoke Ball makes PittGirl laugh and if I linked you to every story over there that made me laugh this blog would become a shrine to that blog? Well, I’ve had to limit my links to their stories to only those which make me shoot coffee out of my nose, which: OUCH!
This story is one of them.
Particularly this line:
Bailey, 7-year-old beagle from Bethel Park, told a similar story. “I was sniffing a bush that some of my friends had peed on and a deer came out of the woods and said, ‘This is for buck season,’ and just started stomping me.”
(h/t to honda driver who also noticed the hilarity over there today)