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And you wonder why I choose to remain anonymous.
Because I don’t need this guy abducting me, locking me in his basement, and regularly slathering me with Heinz 57 sauce.
I much prefer A1.
June 4, 2007 8:14 am
June 4, 2007 8:20 am
Is that supposed to be a roll of steel? Or is it duct tape. You know, for abduction purposes.
June 4, 2007 8:31 am
I think it’s a nut. I shudder to think what this guy would do with a bottle of Heinz 57 sauce and his nuts.
June 4, 2007 9:03 am
“It puts the Heinz 57 on its skin” doesn’t quite have the right ring to it.
June 4, 2007 9:39 am
“it puts the ’57 back in the bucket…”
June 4, 2007 9:53 am
Wow, that sounds hot. I think it’s hot enough to be a music video. Wait a second, it might be a music video.
Is that catchy or what?
June 4, 2007 9:55 am
Is that a disk from the inside of a hard drive…?
June 4, 2007 10:16 am
Only ketchup for you, my little French fry.
NY Luvs Pitts
June 4, 2007 10:24 am
Steel nuts and Heinz 57 sauce??? Kinky!!!!!
June 4, 2007 11:10 am
I would seriously consider getting a “smokin’-hot-body” guard…or at the very least a combination of pepper spray-pigeon repellent.
June 4, 2007 11:43 am
Betcha it’s John McIntyre.
June 4, 2007 3:04 pm
Im with McFloppy…I bet its the old MacYapper himself…Monkeyboy McIntyre
June 4, 2007 5:57 pm
that is the first and last time a bottle of 57 will be used as a phallic symbol.
June 5, 2007 12:23 pm
merman, tell that to the Heinz ketchup bottle fetishists who I know must exist out there. I’m thinking they probably overlap a lot with Furries.
June 5, 2007 6:40 pm
Ok, ok, I get the picture.
Give me a few weeks to renegotiate with my bulk steak sauce supplier, and I’ll get back to you. Though now I have to figure out what I’m going to do with this tanker truck full of Heinz 57. The neighbors are starting to complain about the smell, and I think it’s leaking into the ground water. That would explain why my neighbor was complaining about her bath water being “a little tacky, but delicious.”
And I PROMISE I’ll use a soft-bristle brush.
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