An anonymous and distant coworker of Matt Lamanna’s writes:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought you’d be interested to know that Matt Lamanna recently got engaged to a paleobotanist currently working in Wyoming. You only have a few precise months … however long it takes them to get to the altar … to make your move!
Lucky for me, I have no romantic interest in that FREAKIN’ HOTTIE Matt Lamanna.
Unlucky for some of you, he’s totally taken now.
Let’s all wonder what does a paleobotanist do. And while we wonder that, how hot can a paleobotanist be? And do you think they just sit around and talk about dinosaurs all day?