Smokin’ Hot Dino-Man is off the market, ladies.

An anonymous and distant coworker of Matt Lamanna’s writes:

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought you’d be interested to know that Matt Lamanna recently got engaged to a paleobotanist currently working in Wyoming. You only have a few precise months … however long it takes them to get to the altar … to make your move!

Lucky for me, I have no romantic interest in that FREAKIN’ HOTTIE Matt Lamanna.

Unlucky for some of you, he’s totally taken now.

Let’s all wonder what does a paleobotanist do. And while we wonder that, how hot can a paleobotanist be? And do you think they just sit around and talk about dinosaurs all day?



  1. toni
    June 7, 2007 10:50 am

    paleo means ancient botany is plants so she’s into ancient plantlife.

  2. PittPat
    June 7, 2007 11:18 am

    Are you sure he is not a gynecologist? He looks poised to give an exam. LOVE the blog PittGirl! You are wise beyond your years!

  3. Julie_Gong
    June 7, 2007 11:43 am

    Is he flashing a gang sign? If so can I be a part of his gang. I totally underestimated Mr Lamanna’s hottness. I should listen to you more often PittGirl!

  4. Chase
    June 7, 2007 12:17 pm

    I think he’s practicing to become a gynecologist.

  5. Jim
    June 7, 2007 12:29 pm

    I hope she’s into bones as well.

  6. merman
    June 7, 2007 12:30 pm

    I heard that paleobotantists always have the best weed.

  7. parking chair
    June 7, 2007 1:22 pm

    except you can’t get stoned on their weed – it is stone!

  8. Dave in Pgh.
    June 7, 2007 3:28 pm

    “paleo means ancient botany is plants so she’s into ancient plantlife.”

    So she should be marrying the kind of man who married dear old Anna Nicole.

  9. pasta
    June 7, 2007 8:42 pm

    Hopefully she doesn’t have any skeletons in her closet…

  10. plexxer
    June 8, 2007 5:07 am

    I think he’s taking his Jurassic Park fantasy a bit too seriously…

  11. dwight
    June 8, 2007 2:27 pm

    In the next frame he is sniffing his fingers.

  12. Lisa
    June 14, 2007 1:12 pm

    Darn it!! Now, how do I find him before the wedding takes place!! :-) I’d love to sit around and talk about dinosaurs all day. I do it sometimes when I teach, and sometimes I bore my family with it as well.

  13. Phillip
    September 15, 2007 3:39 pm

    :-(…. I knew it was only a remote possibility, around 10%… but I was really dreamin that he played on a different team are you sure that marriage isn’t in Massachucetts!??