The Steelers held their Men’s Fantasy Camp recently, which is basically a chance for out of shape Steelers fans to pay hundreds of dollars to live out a few days of training camp at St. Vincent.
1. I’m not gonna do it. Not gonna do it. I’m not gonna name Mike Tomlin a Smokin’ Hot Burgher. [stops muttering to herself]
That said, Mike Tomlin sure is LOOKING smoking hot in these photos from the camp.
What the hell? I forgot all about that guy, and I once ran into him in Cincinnati. And I mean literally ran into him, my nose to his chest. Hurt like a mother.
3. There was a guy there with one leg.
I’m not that impressed. I can totally do that with one leg … watch.
Okay, I’m impressed.
4. Where the hell is the Women’s Fantasy Camp? Which as you know ladies would just be three days of us sitting in the locker room, sipping mojitos, and watching Troy Polamalu, David Conrad, and Daniel Sepulveda getting dressed and undressed. Dressed and undressed. Now do it slower.
Hey, I know David Conrad isn’t a Steeler, but whatever, it’s my fantasy.
5. Getting into every Steelers game for free AND the added bonus of scaring the shit out of little kids with your soul-sucking eyes? What are you waiting for? (h/t PittCheMBA)