WTAE is asking for help in naming the seven wonders of Pittsburgh.
Here’s my list:
1. Jeff Reed’s Hair.
2. John Steigerwald’s ‘Stache.
3. The Bottleneck that is the Fort Pitt Bridge Outbound.
4. Jackson the Sperminator.
5. Ken Rice’s Eyebrows.
6. The Amazing Disappearing and Reappearing Bald Spot of Luke Ravenstahl.
7. That this person:
inspires this kind of devotion:
Hey Ben this is your biggest fan.I think now that you lost all your weight your even sexier than ever. me and my aunt always fight because i we both think you is sexy. you did good landing missy but you should be wit me
HEY BEN THIS IS YOUR SOON TO BE WIFEY I LOVE YOU AND IM OBSSSED WITH EVERY THING YOU DO IN MY EYES YOU COULD DO NO WRONG I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND I NEVER LOVED ANOTHER MAN AS I LOVE YOU
That’s a wonder right there.