The Seven Wonders of Pittsburgh

WTAE is asking for help in naming the seven wonders of Pittsburgh.

Here’s my list:

1. Jeff Reed’s Hair.

2. John Steigerwald’s ‘Stache.

3. The Bottleneck that is the Fort Pitt Bridge Outbound.

4. Jackson the Sperminator.

5. Ken Rice’s Eyebrows.

6. The Amazing Disappearing and Reappearing Bald Spot of Luke Ravenstahl.

7. That this person:

inspires this kind of devotion:

Hey Ben this is your biggest fan.I think now that you lost all your weight your even sexier than ever. me and my aunt always fight because i we both think you is sexy. you did good landing missy but you should be wit me

HEY BEN THIS IS YOUR SOON TO BE WIFEY I LOVE YOU AND IM OBSSSED WITH EVERY THING YOU DO IN MY EYES YOU COULD DO NO WRONG I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND I NEVER LOVED ANOTHER MAN AS I LOVE YOU

That’s a wonder right there.





11 Comments

  1. TRUTHTELLER
    June 14, 2007 4:35 pm

    7. I would run screaming into the night if I had that kind of “devotion” directed at me!!!



  2. B
    June 14, 2007 6:12 pm

    Damn that!! I would run away from MYSELF if I found THAT MAN attractive! Grossness.



  3. returningBurgher
    June 14, 2007 8:45 pm

    squirrel hill tunnel???



  4. Still A. Fan
    June 14, 2007 9:43 pm

    i’m guessing that a famous sammich might make the list



  5. gunn lino
    June 14, 2007 10:13 pm

    How about the wharf parking? Everyone wonders when it’s going to flood and I wonder why “they” ever thought of doing that in the first place.



  6. bucdaddy
    June 15, 2007 12:19 am

    The Maz Wall.



  7. Denise
    June 15, 2007 1:42 pm

    Well I can think of #1…and his initials are D.C.
    PittGirl can I get an AMEN??



  8. bucdaddy
    June 15, 2007 7:34 pm

    Wonder what Benny got Missy for her birthday tomorrow. She should think about getting him a brain for his.



  9. sean
    June 19, 2007 7:38 pm

    blind, utter, unquestionable, unshakable, obsessive, pathological, hypnotic, dangerous, drunken fixation/devotion to the pittsburgh steelers…year- round…



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