1. Somebody went and smacked a whole bunch of bloggers with the funny stick, particularly The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat, who waxes hysterical over Lukey and Tiger, and then of course Carbolic which has this image of Lukey meeting with his advisers.
2. I took the Gray’s bridge again today because IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL OPEN AND SHIT. It wasn’t. I’m pretty sure I saw a construction sign that said, “Ha-ha, PittGirl. Sucker!”
3. Lukey is cleaning house.
4. “Really, officer, I was just scratching my belly and he must have seen the toy gun tucked in my pants, and the next thing I knew he threw three cigarettes at me.”
5. Yeah, what he said.
6. Yesterday on the bus on the way in, I coughed one time into my hand and not that hard. A newborn mouse has coughed harder than I did. But that didn’t stop the old lady across the aisle from slowly and deliberately turning around in her seat and glaring at me like I just coughed my lung up and it landed in a heap on her blue hair in a gory display of phlegm and blood. If I ever get tuberculosis, she will be the first person I seek out.