A league source tells us that there is already talk in league circles that former Steelers coach Bill Cowher is planning his potential return to the NFL. Per the source, Cowher already has spoken with multiple teams about filling a potential vacancy in 2008. The source also says that one of Cowher’s demands will be full control over the football operations.
The teams, the source says, are believed to be the Browns, Redskins, and Panthers.
My thoughts:
1. The Browns? The BROWNS?! Cookies? Tossed.
2. Remember this post?
Our dog is dead, Burghers.
That said, if our dead dog is resurrected in two years and starts coaching for the Cowboys, Browns, Bengals, Raiders or Ravens … I’ll hunt him down just so I can smack him with a rolled up newspaper … in the huevos.
Our dog is not dead. Our dog is a traitor who is totally going to be getting the slippers of our mean, loser neighbor.
3. If The Chin starts coaching for the Browns, those Turnpike games are going to finally start rocking again with beer-soaked Terrible Towels and Dirty Brown Towels being whipped in a frenzy of yinzer and loser mania that will surely include thrown bottles of beer, thrown yinzers with beer bellies, lots of “give me your towel; I need to wipe my ass” fights between drunken yinzers and losers doing their best to throw punches without spilling their beverages on their naked muffin tops.
OMG, I hope he coaches the Browns!!
