1. T&A are throwing a parade, and I swear it on my purse-mounted robotic falcon that if these boys do this, I am SO THERE!
2. Best name ever?
Best name. Ever!
3. A new ending to the Pirate Parrot parody video.
4. I have no idea what this guy just said, but I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.
5. From Rob Owen’s TV Q&A today:
Q: Did you happen to see “Monday Night Raw” wrestling? Did you see Vince McMahon’s car explode on TV? Then they rang the bells 10 times in honor of him on the next wrestling program and they said he was dead
It’s all a scam in my opinion. Vince McMahon is NOT dead. Don’t be fooled about what you see on wwe.com. IT’S NOT ON THE NEWS! IT’S NOT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! NO ONE IS MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT! It’s so obvious that it’s fake! On wwe.com, it shows that they lowered the WWE flag at the headquarters, in honor of Vince. But why isn’t the American flag down? WHEN SOMEONE FAMOUS DIES, THEY ALWAYS PUT THE COUNTRY’S FLAG HALF WAY DOWN! On “ECW” and “Smackdown!” they toned the bell in honor of Vince. All the superstars were out there, but no one was crying! When Eddie Guerrero died, they balled their eyes out! Eddie was only a superstar. VINCE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE WWE!!! WHY DIDN’T THEY CRY!!!! Also, I saw the video of the limo exploding. YOU CAN TELL THAT IT WAS FAKE — BUT PEOPLE ARE BELIEVING THIS!!! What is your opinion of the WWE faking his death??
— Donna, Edgewood
Rob: I know this may come as a shock, but, well, are you sitting down for this? OK, here goes: WRESTLING IS FAKE! It’s just as scripted as a daytime soap opera. So, no, Vince McMahon is not dead, it’s just a storyline.
Wow! That is making me SERIOUSLY reconsider my penchant for using caps for emphasis. And also? Are there really people out there who don’t know that WWE is staged wrestling?
Here’s hoping Donna is like 10 years old or something.