America’s Great Newspaper
- June 28, 2007
- filed under Random
Most awesome line you’re going to read in One of America’s Great Newspapers today:
Inmates get sanctioned if they’re caught with their heads in the toilet bowl.
And here you would have thought that putting your head in a toilet bowl would be a punishment and not something for which to be punished.
Do you think Paris Hilton put her head in her toilet bowl?
[smacks herself hard for mentioning She Who Should Never Be Mentioned By Name Again.]
The SECOND most awesome line you’re going to read today:
You always hear about these things happening across the country, but you never think it will happen in your own back yard.
What? A mudslide? A murder? A fire? A kidnapping?
No, a beetle.
He means LITERALLY in your own back yard.
DW
June 28, 2007 9:38 am
I think the pics that accompy the toilet article are great! Ha.
A
June 28, 2007 10:34 am
At least it is better than this article from the TribPM…
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/tribpm/s_514490.html
Zsa
June 28, 2007 10:40 am
If that bug walked into a bar, I would buy it a drink. It looks so badass.
Slidetuba
June 28, 2007 12:06 pm
Looks like Lukey is looking for something he shat..
JeepJeep
June 28, 2007 1:48 pm
*DING*
TRUTHTELLER
June 28, 2007 4:23 pm
I wonder what that kid is looking for…