Bad juju.

WPXI is holding a contest with Bradley Michael Furniture to make over the Burgh’s ugliest living room.

Some of the living rooms that have been submitted, particularly this one:

Yeah, I’m pretty sure some major crimes have been committed there.

And for sure, some of them don’t need “updated” so much as they just need “cleaned.”

Or this one that doesn’t so much need “cleaned” as much as it needs “cleansed of demons.”

Yikes.  I can’t identify one thing on that table but the can and the candle.  Everything else?  Juju.

And finally, this guy says “white walls/old furniture/need help.”

Damn straight you need help.  You’re a COWBOYS fan.  Juju on you!


  1. Anthony
    June 29, 2007 9:50 am

    Perhaps what is most disturbing–and I can’t say for sure since some of the photos aren’t very clear–is that I think I see Mountain Dew in 4 of the 5 photos. This leads me to believe that the home of the Cowboys fan is not in Pittsburgh.

  2. pittgirl
    June 29, 2007 9:54 am

    Excellent observation!

  3. DW
    June 29, 2007 10:05 am

    Are those a pair of hands on the table in pic #4? Classy.

  4. Ms. Caroline
    June 29, 2007 10:19 am

    I enjoyed the slide show of Montgomery Ward couches.

  5. Mr. Wind-Up Bird
    June 29, 2007 10:19 am

    At the very least Bradley Michael should give the people from #2 a nicer piece of wood to hang on the wall.

  6. DW
    June 29, 2007 10:27 am

    Also, the slot machine in pic #3 is sweet!

    But the winner is the dude w/ all the Unicorn pics on da wall…

  7. Stasia
    June 29, 2007 1:20 pm

    HILARIOUS observation about the Mountain Dew. The Where’s Waldo of Pittsburgh living rooms.

  8. James Foreman
    June 30, 2007 11:50 am

    Let there be no doubt as to PittGirl’s origins: she drops the verb “to be” like phat beatz. Or pigeons.