PG writer Dennis B. Roddy has lost his mind.
In writing an article about a lunatic that punched a fast food drive-through worker in Penn Hills, Denny uses all of the following AWESOME lines:
- A Penn Hills man’s beef with a drive-through clerk at Wendy’s ended in a knuckle sandwich and Penn Hills police promptly served assault charges for dessert.
- That, according to police, is when Duane L. Williams, 46, gave added new dimensions to the concept of hitting on the waitress.
- Police say the manager followed the man to his car, got the license plate and ordered up a squad car with a side of prosecution.
Somebody want to take a lit match to Denny’s water cup? Might be some vodka got thrown in there.
Police initially described Mr. Williams as a man from Penn Hills who lives with his mother.
That? Makes perfect sense.
(h/t Wrigley Grec)