Some of you may not have been reading the Burgh Blog that long, so let me first refresh your memory by sending you to this post about school administrator Andrew King who was pissed he wasn’t named superintendent of the schools and then sued saying he was passed over for racial discrimination:
Likely the reason Andy didn’t get the job is because the school board didn’t want to deal with the ramifications of hiring him. See, in 2000 Andy was demoted after he was caught having sex with a homeless woman in a vehicle on a dead-end street behind Robert L. Vann Elementary School in the Hill District. He was charged with open lewdness and convicted of disorderly conduct.
Let me say that again: HE WAS CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A HOMELESS WOMAN IN A VEHICLE BEHIND AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!
Can you hear me now?
Well, looky here:
A school administrator who claims he was wrongfully passed over for superintendent will get a $390,000 settlement from the Pittsburgh Public Schools.
$390,000!!! (I wish you could caps lock numbers, man.)
I am so pissed I am shaking in my high-heeled sandals.
I am so pissed that the next time I see Andrew King lunching at the Rivers Club, I do not care, I will walk up to him and flip his table on him and then let my remote-controlled pigeon peck at his huevos for a while. (You’ll bail me out, right?)
I am so pissed, I just …. Ugh!
Married father. Has public sex with a homeless hooker behind a kiddie school. How DARE he not be named superintendent?
That hot chick walking down Grant street, ranting and raving and shaking her fist at the heavens?
David Conrad better call me and calm me down.