Some readers are emailing me asking for my input on the story of the falcon from Pittsburgh that kicked the ass of and killed the falcon from Cleveland at the Cathedral of Learning.
Probably all of those readers are expecting PittGirl will say something like, “Cleveland ALWAYS loses to Pittsburgh!” or “If you ain’t a Steeler fan, you ain’t shit!” or maybe “Mwah-hahahah!”
But you’re all forgetting something: one less falcon is one less pigeon-killer. Poor poor dead Cleveland falcon who can no longer kill the pigeons that dive-bomb me.
Now had it been a Cleveland PIGEON and a Pittsburgh pigeon having it out … well, then I’d hope they fought each other to their miserable, well-deserved deaths, and if they did and it was caught on camera like this falcon fight was, I’d pay $1,000 for the DVD and watch it every night before I turned out my light … and would sleep soundly with the warmth that can only come from watching pigeons die.
(hat tip to PittCheMBA and a few others I’ve since lost)