1. Picture of me in the mirror? Check. Picture of me sitting in the cemetery? Check! Wait. WHAT?
2. A little hint. If you’re going to do one of those “Hey, let me bend my arms like THIS so you can see my big giant arm muscles” pictures, make sure you have some muscles.
3. Awwwww. Somebody fix up their grandma with this guy. Provided she doesn’t live “in the next county” (gasp!) and you know, provided that he’s not an ax murderer. Cute!
4. Now THIS is one witty dude. Best line:
Ray is not for everyone, including people with emotional problems, and women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.
5. So wait. He’s either looking for a naked group of people to camp with. Or just ONE naked girl. That makes perfect sense, why do you ask?