Nothing like being out of the country for a week to make you totally lose touch with what’s going on in the Burgh.
Seriously, you guys. I got off the plane yesterday and had to resist the urge to grab every Burgher I saw and shake them.
“What’d I miss?! Did Troysus sign?! Is Benny still Fug and Gross?! Are the Pirates winning?! Did Lukey move forward at all?! DID SOMEBODY KILL ALL THE PIGEONS?!??”
I also had the overwhelming urge to get a Post-Gazette out of the airport machine just so I could hold it to my face and smell it.
I’m now going to go read my sixty thousand emails and feeds and I’m going to get right back with you guys later once I have answered the questions above. I’m pretty sure I saw a pigeon flip me off this morning, so I know the answer to my last question.
And he now knows what a kick in the beak feels like.