The Steelers agreed to a contract extension with safety Troy Polamalu, assuring one of their best players will remain in Pittsburgh for a while longer.
And Troysus says:
“It means that I have to work harder and go out and earn it, that’s what it means to me,” Polamalu said. “So it’s very exciting, especially for my wife and me. We feel very welcome in the city and I think this contract really puts our roots down here.”
So there, all you haters and doubters. Troysus is not only staying, he’s not some asshat that says, “All this money means that I am a god before ye and you should bow down and kiss my fug and gross feet.”
No, he says, “Now, I’ve really got to bust my religious ass and earn this money for this city that I love.”
Can we love Troysus any more?
“This is home,” Polamalu said softly.
I guess we can.
Also, if Troysus ever needs some minions, I will be the minioniest minion that ever did minion.