Training camp, Burghers!!!!
As I’m typing this I’m jumping up and down and up and down for the joy joy joy that is the start of Steelers football.
Do you know that once, and stop me if I’ve told you this story before, I had gone on a date with a guy as well as lots of group dates … cool guy, nice guy, just didn’t do it for me. So we’re in his living room one day waiting on some other friends when I let him know he was an awesome person, but I just wanted to be friends and after all, I was going back to Texas in a few weeks. And he let me know how disappointed he was but that he was okay with it, then he looked down at his feet for about half a minute, then went, “Oh, well. Football starts soon.”
Hah! True story.
ANYWAY! Football is starting!
Let’s get to it. Players reported to camp and as usual, Jeff Reed is doing his best to look as ridiculous as possible at all times:
First of all. The hair. The hair?!? WTF is up with the Jeff Daniels Dumb and Dumber hair? Did someone run out of hair product?
Second of all. K-Mart. K-Mart?!?! WTF? And are those Barbies I see in there? You’re a Steeler! What are you buying that is pink?
2. Troysus, being you know, practically Jesus and all, was sure to offer up his thanks to a higher power for ALL THE MONEY HE NOW HAS and praying that maybe just maybe those interceptions will be a thing of the past.
3. I don’t know what has gotten into the normally sane and hot Hines Ward, but the Aunt Jemima look he is rocking right now is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in ages.
Not even Sonni Abatta could make that look good. Oh, who am I kidding. She’d look hot.
I don’t even know how to caption this picture because what the hell is going on there? Hines looks dumb. Every single player is doing something different, leading me to believe we have the most uncoordinated team ever. On the plus side, I think that is Daniel Sepulveda there on the right looking like he’s involved in a mad game of hopscotch.
Yay for Smokin’ Hot Burghers!
4. Alan Faneca was up to his usual:
5. And finally, Benny was there, looking quite reflective, possibly over the fact that Troysus now makes more money than him. Possibly over the fact that he’d rather be in LA than the Burgh. Possibly over the fact that PittGirl is being a total bitch to him.
Where’s the Asshat?!? I have the strong desire to make fun of the Asshat. Hmph.