1. Help this ashtray find a new trailer home in which to live.
3. Help this skirt find a new trailer home, too. Way too classy for me.
4. What to get the smoker in your life.
5. Um. Uh. Nice pic.
6. If someone I know had this thing and it started saying phrase number two, I would spit out whatever I was eating (probably a Ho Ho), because “Give Polly a f&@*ing cracker” is just the kind of thing to make PittGirl spew Ho Hos. I for one wouldn’t buy it because with my luck, the next time I meet the mayor I would accidentally activate it and it would say, “Hey baby, show us your tits.”
And I don’t want to see Lukey’s tits.