Weird Burghers on eBay … Volume Bajillionity Fifty

1.  Help this ashtray find a new trailer home in which to live.

2.  What my best friend in Cincinnati is going to find in his stocking this year from PittGirl and if I had a friend in Cleveland, he would get this.

3.  Help this skirt find a new trailer home, too.  Way too classy for me.

4.   What to get the smoker in your life.

5.  Um.  Uh.  Nice pic.

6.   If someone I know had this thing and it started saying phrase number two, I would spit out whatever I was eating (probably a Ho Ho), because “Give Polly a f&@*ing cracker” is just the kind of thing to make PittGirl spew Ho Hos.  I for one wouldn’t buy it because with my luck, the next time I meet the mayor I would accidentally activate it and it would say, “Hey baby, show us your tits.”

And I don’t want to see Lukey’s tits.


  1. NY Luvs Pitts
    July 25, 2007 9:44 am

    Aawww man. The bidding is over for that skirt (lol). Good morning PG.

  2. Zsa
    July 25, 2007 10:02 am

    With #5, not only is the pic scarier than scary, but the phrase “buttery soft and incredible” should not appear on any sort of public forum.

  3. Bram R
    July 25, 2007 11:00 am

    I have that thing. The parrot, that is. A patient in our office was selling them, and gave one to me for free. It is in my drawer. And I usually have it pre-set to say #1.

  4. DW
    July 25, 2007 11:09 am

    #5 is freaky…look thru some of his others, there are some other “money shots.”

    I wouldn’t buy a shirt that he wore, for sure.


  5. dee
    July 25, 2007 3:37 pm

    Great find, Ms. Caroline, although I wish they would have used Troysus as their t-shirt model.