1. The search terms from my last 500 hits:
I’m so ecstatic that searching for that points people at my blog, because people that want to know for sure if Bob Nutting is an asshole? MY KIND OF PEOPLE!
That made a crappy day much much better, thank you, whoever searched for that.
2. From the San Franny Chronicle re: the new Pirates pitcher:
Morris’ tone in a phone interview made it clear he was not happy with the deal, but he held his tongue lest he insult his employer for the next 14 months – the 42-62 Pirates, who have not had a winning season since Barry Bonds left as a free agent in 1992.
Not happy to play for the losingest losers ever?! Shocking!
3. Finally the mystery is solved. The geese were gassed. “Gassed” is the answer we were looking for. Better luck next time when we play “How did Dan Onorato kill the birds?”
These people look like they’re broadcasting out of my grandma’s garage … after they raided her Sauza stash and inhaled every inhalant they could find … including the Aqua Net. Awesome.
Also? Ugliest crap ever? Ugliest crap EVER!
5. That awesome chickadee Christina over at Inner Bitch (I don’t know about you, but MY inner bitch makes regular appearances as an outer bitch) went and did THIS for me. I think I love Jim Lokay now. Help.