Whoa, Sally Wiggin!

As I’ve said, I joined FaceBook and much to my utter horror, I’m like frickin’ addicted to it. I’m so so weak.

So I was searching some groups when I did a search for, of course, Troy Polamalu and discovered some awesomely named Troy groups:

  • Troy Polamalu covers bitches better than premium auto insurance (76 members)
  • Who else wants to see Troy Polamalu sack Sienna Miller (325 members)
  • Troy Polamalu is a girl (16 lame members)
  • Troy Polamalu might actually be God (263 members)
  • Troy Polamalu = EWWW (4 members who are in for a PittGirl ass kicking)

I decided to see what groups were out there for Benny:

  • Ben Roethlisberger, You’re an Idiot (100 genius members)
  • Even Ben Roethlisberger’s appendix hates him (90 members)
  • Ben Roethlisberger is the hottest man alive (174 blind members)

And Lukey:

  • Students for Ravenstahl (326 members!)
  • Shit Mayor Love and Worship/Hate and Loathe Club (4 members)

And misc.:

  • The Pittsburgh Pirates are the greatest no matter what (28 stupid jackasses)
  • Why, Santonio Holmes, WHY?! (13 members)
  • Whoa, Sally Wiggin! (154 members, all of whom are named ANTHONY)
  • All pigeons must die, or at least be comically maimed (51 of my best friends)


  1. Heather Downey
    August 2, 2007 11:34 am

    As I decided to poke around facebook, I ran into this.

    I hope it’s not your alter-ego.

  2. pittgirl
    August 2, 2007 11:40 am

    Whoa. WHOA!!!!

    Awesome find.

  3. Woy
    August 2, 2007 12:01 pm

    I love SluttyPittGirl’s thong. Must be a distant relative to Lindsay Lohan.

  4. DW
    August 2, 2007 4:12 pm

    She needs the ankle bracelet, Woy! We’ll have to photoshop one on.