That's Church

As I’ve said, I joined FaceBook and much to my utter horror, I’m like frickin’ addicted to it. I’m so so weak.

So I was searching some groups when I did a search for, of course, Troy Polamalu and discovered some awesomely named Troy groups:

• Troy Polamalu covers bitches better than premium auto insurance (76 members)
• Who else wants to see Troy Polamalu sack Sienna Miller (325 members)
• Troy Polamalu is a girl (16 lame members)
• Troy Polamalu might actually be God (263 members)
• Troy Polamalu = EWWW (4 members who are in for a PittGirl ass kicking)

I decided to see what groups were out there for Benny:

• Ben Roethlisberger, You’re an Idiot (100 genius members)
• Even Ben Roethlisberger’s appendix hates him (90 members)
• Ben Roethlisberger is the hottest man alive (174 blind members)

And Lukey:

• Students for Ravenstahl (326 members!)
• Shit Mayor Love and Worship/Hate and Loathe Club (4 members)

And misc.:

• The Pittsburgh Pirates are the greatest no matter what (28 stupid jackasses)
• Why, Santonio Holmes, WHY?! (13 members)
• Whoa, Sally Wiggin! (154 members, all of whom are named ANTHONY)
• All pigeons must die, or at least be comically maimed (51 of my best friends)