Joseph Anthony Vaccarello, 25, of Wallace Road, Hampton, and Melanie Stemler, 25, of Community Center Drive, Richland, waived hearings July 27 on charges of retail theft and criminal conspiracy. Northern Regional police said that on July 13, Vaccarello and Stemler attempted to steal 32 DVDs worth $637.05 from Wal-Mart by attempting to hide them under children in a shopping cart.
“HIDE THEM UNDER CHILDREN”!!!!!!!!!
* Theft, four inflatable pink flamingos, owned by Dennis Geary, of Indian Head, from yard on Indian Valley Creek Road.
Giant inflatable pink flamingos on my neighbor’s lawn? I’d steal them, too. Then stab the ugly, property-value-bringing-downer bastards.
Casey Korotky, 22, of Pennsylvania Avenue, Coraopolis, waived a hearing July 25 on a prostitution charge. Korotky was arrested after a July 6 traffic stop when police said a man driving her around told police he was going to let her borrow money in exchange for sex.
“But officer, it is just a LOAN. “